Tuesday, October 17, 2006
1.
one day the teacher went into class and said
those who think you are stupid
please stand up
then after a few mins
john stood up
then the teacher said
so lil john you think you are stupid?
he said:" i jus dont want u to be standing alone"
2.
How do you get straight 'A's for exams?
use a ruler -.-
3.
What did the math book say to the other?
i have alot of problems
4.
What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!
5.
Why did the math class not use tables?
they had multiplication tables
6.
Why did the boy eat up his homework?
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
7.
What is an eight letter word which only has one letter in it?
envelope!
8.
What dessert did the math teacher make?
pie! (pi)
9.
How did the burger propose?
with an onion ring
10.
which is the best car in the world
jerry-car
so5b at 9:57 PM