Sunday, October 15, 2006

xingyan says: econs anyone?

haha pig (see i didnt call you bim! haha), since you sound so desperate for posts...i shall post :D but i've got nothing much to blog about so if you all havent seen this, let ME the worst econs student in class teach you all econs! =p

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say:"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"

That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" And your wife arrives.

That's barriers of entry.

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!". Another guy with flowers said: I am richer. Marry me!"

That's absolute advantage.

11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night.

That's economies of scale.

12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Two years later, you have kids.

That's the multiplier effect.

yep that's the end of the econs lesson...good luck for all ur results tmr! :) :)

so5b at 10:58 PM